wake-off

waking up and jacking off

this morning I had an awesome wake-off

this morning I caught my roommate waking-off

by dead water July 24, 2015

wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.

Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!

by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

by Sav313 March 20, 2016

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Off The Wake

- “Off the wake” typically means right after waking up or just getting out of bed.

“Nah, she looked mad good off the wake”

by nianxnain April 17, 2025