wagecuck

Some shmuck who works at the same dead end job for years whilst living paycheck to paycheck

I've been working at Walmart as a cashier for 3 years now.

Jesus Christ what a wagecuck

by randomshoe December 22, 2015

Wader

A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!

Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!

by breadbite November 29, 2020

Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.

by lardd June 8, 2013

wage slave

regular worker/employee. someone with no autonomy who must work to survive.

I am a wage slave at McDonalds

by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004

Wagey

A wagey is someone who works a, typically unfulfilling, 9 to 5 job for a paycheck. It is often used by people who are self employed to refer to people who work for faceless corporations.

YouTuber: "This show is made possible by superchats from wageys and groyperss."

by Water_Pasta September 3, 2019

Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.

Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade

by Wade's first Victim August 24, 2011

wadder

How Americans pronounce water.

I need a glass of wadder.

by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018