belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 19, 2007

blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

by supersab September 29, 2010

Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.

"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."

by KennyOSkura January 28, 2016

Nigerian Waffle Maker

A nigerian that makes delicious waffles.

Yea, I told you he was a Nigerian waffle maker.

by big daddy back tits January 30, 2011

wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 20, 2017

Waffle Maker 300

Alternative name for fluffy

This is my girlfriend: waffle maker 3000

by woah 101 September 30, 2020

Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 17, 2022