wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003

wacktion

The art of a women wacking off a man in the past tense.

Kurt: Sup man, you didnt get home till like 5am this morning. What happened with you and Magie last night??

Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.

Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.

Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.

by N8URFACE March 27, 2010

wackaloon

Someone whose behavior bypasses moron idiot and dumbfuck. Characterized by saying or doing the same stupid thing over and over even though others have pointed out your ridiculous behavior.

shippinggirl: any white men ages 27-35 good looking west or east side not heavy message me.

shippinggirl is a wackaloon.

by missygee September 16, 2005

wackaloon

A person on the brink of a mental breakdown, exhibiting signs of insanity, irrational behavior,
foaming of the mouth, and embarrassing facial twitches.

She turned into a wackaloon after we got married.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Wackronym

A wackronym is the term coined to define all the simply stupid acronyms we are bombarded with via AIM, MSNchat, Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, BBim, Ichat, and all other forms of modern communication.

LMFAO, OMG, dude, this chick was DTF, but I didnt have a condom. WTF, SMH, FML. . .

Bro, easy on the wackronyms.

by Iambetterthanyouu June 10, 2009

wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008