wtfsrsly

what the fuck seriously

can also have lol added on the end if its a lolburger

guy1:wtfsrsly thats disgusting, she just removed that guys eyes and shat in the sockets

guy2: lolwtfsrsly im a nigger

by imahugefaggotpleaserapemyface. December 27, 2008

wtftstm?

What The F*** That Supposed To Mean?

"halo reach"
Darren: hey you, you look like a pig.
You: Wtftstm?
Darren: I'm high.
You: O.o

by cheesemun December 29, 2010

wtfjh

"what the fuck just happened?"; what you say when you get super blazed on some good weed and then something happens but you have no fucking clue what's going on and then you just transport to the present and you're thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and then you say "what the fuck just happened?" and then you burst into a psychotic laugh at your own stupidity.

Connie: "Why is Jane all spaced out over there?"

Tyler: "Just give her a few. "
*3 seconds later*
Jane: "wtfjh!!!!!!"*laughs psychotically*

by wiggerhugger March 19, 2019

wtfso

what the fuck she on

yoo she trippin wtfso

by datsteppatrey August 24, 2021

wtfcstfu

Simply short for, 'What the fuck cunt, shut the fuck up'.
Used when someone is telling you something and you really could not give less of a shit.

Girl says:
I love you
Boy says:
wtfcstfu

by me? no... December 11, 2007

WTFJ

WTFJ = what the fuck jesus
Used when it could have only been jesus that did it... or you are using jesus as a scape goat... you bad person you.

so jesus was all like oh no i'll die for your sins. but then he came back and I was all like 'wtfj? are we sinned again?'

So lightning struck my cat today and I was like WTFJ?

by WTFJ March 31, 2009

Wtfasaurus

1. it is like a dinosaur but like a little bit crazey TO TEH MAX!!1. so youre all like "the fabled WTFASAURUS??!/."

2. an exclamation or shock or suprise.

- i thought dinosaurs were all dead.
- all accept the WTFASAURUS!.
- OGM HAX!

WTFASAURUS! (that racoon just PWNED me??!/) lmaobyobabybbq

paint loller!
lollerskates
lolls royce
lollercoaster
steamloller
loller hockey

by Team Jack November 29, 2005