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National wozzels day

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.
Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia
by Retro__ May 13, 2017
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fuck-wozzle

A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint
Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle
by zmw33 January 25, 2015
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wizzles

Ayo, i finna smoke some wizzles, cuz.
by big asian February 29, 2008
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Wozzle Wank

When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.
“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020
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Wuzzles

An awsome cartoon show that was based from characters that were made from two animals. There was Rhinoci, who was half rhino; half monkey. Then they had Eleroo, who was part elephant and part kangaroo.
My favorite character was Hopppo; she was entertaining :)
by claustrophobic chicken March 3, 2005
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Wozzle

A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!

That wozzle just hit my car!

This wozzle stuffed up my order!
by dr jekyll December 28, 2009
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Wozzler

A penis that takes the form of a slinky. It is commonly very wobbly and elastic like. This derogatory term is commonly used in London specifically near the towns of Acton and Chiswick.
Rupert: Cri'key Quinton did you see Vincents wozzler?

Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.
by Splitta.dawg December 26, 2009
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