n.
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 04, 2010
The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.
While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.
by The Woodchipper May 07, 2009
Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
by Kurwamach June 16, 2010
A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
by DangNasty October 03, 2006
Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
by SadPuppy7 September 19, 2019
by thefortniteburgerguy October 05, 2020
When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 24, 2009