Wonkers

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

by Botane August 1, 2021

wonkers

means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)

by not conceited June 1, 2006

wonkers

Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"

IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"

by Tanoos November 24, 2004

Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

by Bohuslava April 3, 2021

wonkers

a combination of bonkers & wanker.

He's a bit wonkers.

by d|mister October 21, 2010

wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 24, 2003

Wonker

A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!

Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!

by *.*.* April 20, 2004