Watkins

A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.

Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!

by Toolguy June 4, 2009

watkins

A person who says he will soon retire but doesn't.

Boy' that Kevin always says he'll Watkins! It's been over a year now!

by Retired and lovin it! December 22, 2009

Watkins

Wearing a pink shirt and building a bike shed

Mate I had an absolute Watkins today

by Clem94 November 14, 2020

Watkins

noun/

a godly cat that is morbidly obese

adjective/
thiccccccccccc

you look like watkins

by plum32 May 4, 2022

Watkins

Adjective used to describe complete fuckwittery..

Verb an occurance, accidental or not, that causes things to break or go wrong.

It usually occurs when other people accompanying a Watkins might have suggested using a trolley or by the saying "be careful".

Example 1. "I hardly touched those plates the box was heavy it was Watkinsed"

by FestieFofS October 14, 2025

Watkins!!

1. a crazy girl that is so high on life that it is impossible to keep up with her!

2. tres bril and completely hot.

3. a girl that every guy is secretly in love with but is too intimidated by her awesomeness to feel like he could ever be amazing enough for her...and is usually true- therefore, she is also a heart-breaker

"So i hung out with Watkins!! last night"

"no way man! she is so hot!"

"I know. she is the most amazing girl i have, or will ever meet."

"Fo sho!"

by Hippie Ninja December 14, 2008

Watkins.

A groovy fashion student with a wicked sense of humour. She can make you smile by constantly shouting, 'SHIBBY'

Who's that funcky fashion student with the strawberry blonde hair, it's a watkins.

by The splatster October 2, 2003