vomshit

When you are so drunk that you are vomiting and shitting at the same exact time.

When I have to vomshit I make sure to sit on the toilet with a plastic bag in front of me, that way its the best of both worlds and I won't vomit or poop on the floor.

by cookiepoops June 16, 2009

voulez-vous coucher avec moi

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

by josue March 14, 2004

s'il vous plait

French for "please". The initials SVP are also used.

RSVP stands for "Répondez S'il Vous Plait", that is "Reply please"

by pom23pom July 12, 2007

Vomsharted

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time

Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!

by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004

Volusia

County in North/Central Florida. Includes Daytona Beach, Ormond, and New Smyrna. Currently one of the poorest counties in America.

Welcome to Volusia County, where ya come on vacation and leave on probation.

by 386cangri October 8, 2009

Parlez-Vous

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.

Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)

by Alexi November 11, 2003