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Volkswagen effect 

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.
Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."
Volkswagen effect by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011

volkswagen golf 

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.
"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

1998 Volkswagen 

Shaun is a 1998 Volkswagen

Because he is a cheap shit, he’s really slow when he walks

And he likes to say no you
Shaun is as slow as a 1998 Volkswagen
1998 Volkswagen by Hyundai™ June 22, 2020

Volkswagen 

In German, its means "people's wagon", fucking great car company, everything to compact to suv, to faster cars.
Dude, I got a Volkswagen Jetta, its a nice car.
Volkswagen by AJF935 October 4, 2003

Volkswagen 

The act of spending all or most of one's weekly/bi-weekly/monthly/anuall income on an automobile who continues to draw your love and compassion. Volkswagen owners are usually unaware of the amount of compensation given. They will always deny any shortcomings regarding their car.
So, my volkswagen is in the shop again. ~sigh~ I do love that car.
Volkswagen by ~$*MO*$~ August 16, 2008

Volkswagen Effect 

The sensation one gets from driving a volkswagen.
The effect generated from powering through carefully calibrated german gears in a luxurious VW.
Bill felt overly excited after he test drove the newest GTI. He had to buy it on the spot. He knew at that moment he had succumb to the Volkswagen Effect.
Volkswagen Effect by Moe S. May 20, 2007