virtual sex

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, virtual sex, jacking off, jerking off, masturbating

Poor lonely james cant get sex, not even from a ho so he must make virtual sex

by no name May 13, 2005

virtualstorefront

A site or medium of sales staged on the world wide web.

Nothing like a virtualstorefront to send sales skyrocketing.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

virtuasexual

the feeling of a sexual attraction to a virtual or nonreal character or personas such as an anime character or a YouTuber.

Yeah, I identify as a lesbian and a Virtuasexual.

by SLAPMYASSLIKETHEDRUM December 1, 2020

Virtuasexual

A sexual desire and affinity for electronic devices

"Bro, being virtuasexual is the most convenient shit ever. I uploaded a picture of Margot Robbie last night and I fucked the living shit out of my phone"

by anonymous December 21, 2023

virtusexual

when homies or girlfriends are sexually attracted to each other in virtual reality. they link up to have sex.

Anthony Macky: “so are we gay?”
Andrew Scott should’ve answered: “nah bro, we just virtusexual”

by iggibo June 10, 2019

virtualship

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

by MMZMTS May 4, 2020