velomocha

a random name that two random girls made up that means a girl who looks identical to a vagina

“Hey girl! your looking like a sweet velomocha today!”
“ that girl looks like a thick velomocha”
“ i’m attracted to that velomoch lookin gal”

by anonymous February 2, 2023

veloscillator

Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.

Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!

by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009

velocofupa

a highly mobile, agile and shifty ass fupa with extremely sharp claws.they are most commonly found in areas which contain a large concentration of yuppie middle age women with fupas that happen to work out alot.

beware. these fupa's are crafty.

i was walking home yesterday and I fuckin got chased by a velocofupa....it crept up outta the high grass

by Elwood Lane December 24, 2007

veloster turbo

Someone who wanted something to show they have a wild side, big dick, and great taste. They chose it for a reason so when said, it’s highly looked upon

“That guy drives a veloster turbo, ain’t he dreamy”

by firehobo February 7, 2018

Veloporn

The sexual attributes of high end bicyles.

What are you reading? Just checking out the Colnagos and Pinarellos in this Veloporn magazine.

by Paul Costello November 11, 2003

Velosexual

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

by Velosexual March 18, 2021

velosia

A nicer, more socially acceptable way of referring to the female vagina. (language of origin English College of charleston)

Hey (female name) hows your velosia?

If hitting on girl in a very intimate situation: I really want to thrust my package into your velosia...

by Jim n nick May 3, 2009