Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

velo warrior

A sav of a warrior who dominates all playing fields and who is ALWAYS gemming.

O my! I just beat Monkeyball 2 in 15 minutes! I'm a velo warrior!

by mr.west September 27, 2005

Velo kink

The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.

Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"

by Autistick September 2, 2022

Velo

The man, the legend with the biggest shlong know to mankind! He’s the real Moby Dick! Let’s not forget to mention his extraordinary skills when it comes to FPS!

Man: Bro Velo is so hot!
Woman: Ikr! I wish everyone could be like him, he’s so good! uwu

by JSmithDollaDolla November 23, 2021

Velo Tiger

informal•derogatory
noun

A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.

Look at that Velo Tiger over there giving Ronny a lefty cappuccino.

by slaingod August 30, 2019

velo jelo

Velo jElO is a jElO eating lunch on Velo.

Velo JElO, hi

by SlurpyMUG October 15, 2020