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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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Blue Veined Steak

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .
Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.
by gazza123 April 22, 2014
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Blue Veined Danglers

A condition of extremely veiny and elongated mammary glands. It first became popular in the mid 70s. Braless and unsupported, the stretched out veiny boobs dangled and created "granny tits' or "Blue veined danglers" typically found on D cups or larger. There is no cure for the disorder.
Gramma had the biggest blue veined danglers I've ever seen!!
by Ivan barrister June 26, 2018
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Vinzenz

Champion. He is the god damn king!! He gets all the bitches and is rich af
Are as Vinzenz as me?
by King110801 January 8, 2018
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Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.
"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."
by KHD July 17, 2003
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Blue Veined Flute

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."
by Richy Boy September 7, 2005
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