varignacity

The ability to bore oneself when describing something. It is common for those displaying varignacity to trail off mid-flow, realising that what they have not only lost the attention of the listener but have also lost the will to continue. Named after Pierre Varignon, who featured as the subject of the first such exchange which was so dull that the person delivering the message slumped.

"I had this friend at school, well he wasn't so much of a friend, but I was in the same class... anyway his mum used to... er... sorry, a bit of varignacity crept in there..."

by Dave Griffiths July 30, 2008

Varging

When you're talking absolutely stupid nonsense about your heritage and why does it make you better than Jews, but yous still look like an absolute church-burning Chad.

Geez, Kyle is Varging again... I don't understand why are these girls so much into him.

by deathcore_kid November 20, 2020

vargin

The slur used against those who participate in varging, the number one Canadian sport.

"Ew, look! A vargin!" - mck probably
"Shploinking is better!" - mck
"Krill yourself" - vargers around the world and Canada

by stickla9 October 18, 2023