vageterian

One who eats nothing but vagina. (Also know as pussy, trim, or cunt.

That David went platinum plus for lunch, he must be a vageterian.

by Lauran23 October 25, 2006

vageteria

a lesbian meeting place

my moms was hungry so she went looking for some bearded clam at the vageteria

by MAG December 27, 2002

VanMeter

A fierce, mighty warrior or warriors relating back to the middle ages.

The soldier who lanced the enemy, must have been a VanMeter.

by skvm March 7, 2008

fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Yagometer

A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.

* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents

In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.

My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist

by Ronzula May 15, 2008

Vagooter

Another word for vagina

That bitch had a banging vagooter

by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020

Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009