Vagagony

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.

I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!

by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010

Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.

Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.

by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014

vagandles

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

Vagadam

A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.

Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.

by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009

vagaconda

It's a vagina that's gonna swallow ya like an anaconda.

My vagaconda don't want none unless your well hung hun

by Corkygeorge September 23, 2013

vagalistic

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion

Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Vagancy

Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.

I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.

by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011