Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.

Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

vagibond

One who goes from vagina to vagina without calling one his or her own.

Son, before I met your mother behind the truckstop dumpster, I was just a mullet wearing vagibond.

by Scrapinger January 30, 2005

vagizon

the term for a male expanding his horizons of vagina if the girls in his area are not suitable and finding new vagina. this is especially necessary for men who have been vagina-deprived for long periods of time

deprived man: dude, i haven't gotten any in awhile, the girls at my school are wack

friend of deprived man: yeah dude, you need to expand your vagizons

by captain jack the baby maker March 23, 2010

vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.

After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian

by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016

Vagiron

A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.

Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.

by Eldrich July 23, 2018

vagican

Current city/state wherein resides the vagina of the great Vagiliath.
A utopia, where all vaginas are created equal but some are more equal than others.
The last society in the world where all laws are passed by a 3/5 vote by vaginas.
The only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of "The Notebook" for free.
The city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
Because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. This in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.

I am Tom Reynolds reporing from the Vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of "The Notebook" but they also shall receive a free Nalgene bottle. Their reason for doing this? I quote, "This is what the great Vagiliath would have wanted."

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008