unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018

Unseenbones

Unseenbones is a Roblox myth. A hoax went around that Unseenbones would hack everyone of the male gender on Roblox on the day April 10th 2022. It surfaced across the Roblox community with youtubers like KreekCraft and Flamingo even mentioning it. Unseenbones is apart of a Family named the Bones Family. They have a game where you can explore the myth. Unseenbones has a child named Sonsbones

Unseenbones is hacking Roblox on April 10th.

by Roblox Myths June 15, 2022

Unseasoned Peanut

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.

Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Unsee juice

We would recommend keeping some in your bag at all times.

Guy 1: Bro look at my dick it's tiny
Guy 2: *Big sip*
Guy 1: Where'd you get that unsee juice give it to me

by fatfuck4 August 5, 2020

Unsex

The act of sticking your penis into a pregnant woman's vagina (preferably sooner rather than later for more ease), and using it as a vacuum to get rid of the fertilised egg. Often a last resort when no contraception was used, and abortions are out of the picture.

Michael: Dude, I banged her so hard the other night, I came inside. It was great.
John: WOAH! Is she on the pill then?
Michael: Nah, I unsexed her the next day.

Linda: What can I do to get rid of the baby?
Doctor: If you can't afford an abortion, you can get your boyfriend to unsex you instead.

by Leave-Me-Alone January 14, 2015

what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach

Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010