Unplayable Lie

A girl that's so hot she's unable to be approached, so you give up.

We saw Tara Reid at the Super Bowl, but we didn't talk to her because she is an unplayable lie

by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Unplayable

(1) Description of an individual (male or female) who is extremely successful with the opposite sex to the extent that if he or she makes a move on someone, it will inevitably end up with the unplayable individual getting his/her way. The individual often appears to put in little to no effort yet is always successful in record-breaking time.

OR

(2) Description of a female individual who is so attractive that nobody would have the confidence to speak to her, except perhaps an Unplayable male.

Both definitions are analogous with an unplayable cricket delivery, i.e. just too good.

(1) "Where's Tom?"
"He's chatting to that girl over there"
"Oh yeah. Well we won't be getting a taxi back with him then"
"I know. Once a girl is in his sights that's it. The guy is completely unplayable."

(2)"That girl is so good looking, I wouldn't have a prayer of chatting her up."
"Yeah, I know. She's completely unplayable."

by brad2911 September 14, 2012

Unpokable

On facebook, one who is unfinger rape-able(Usually Celebrities because of the popularity). Very annoying if wanting to poke them.

Pamala Anderson has been poke so many times she had to become unpokable.

The Queen of England made her Facebook unpokable so she wouldnt get gang poked

by mghales March 13, 2011

unpoonable

Sexiest woman alive. Too sexy for ugly guys.

'That girl is unpoonable. She would never get with a guy like me'

by MrDarkSmith June 29, 2017