Utah

The only state in the union that can get away with theocracy.

Utah legislators are trying to pass bills that will make alcohol illegal because its gods will.

by lavoajh April 30, 2011

utah

Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005

utah

a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons

utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

Utah

A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".

If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.

by October85 August 7, 2006

utah

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Utah

Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.

"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.

by mizcoolio June 17, 2008

Utah

1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.

>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."

by Morgan Reid January 1, 2012