Lying on my front, I glanced behind to see them pressing both their chests firmly into my back, which I knew would minimise the accuracy of any measurement taking. However, as they shifted onto their knees the overall force being transmitted lessened, leaving the inherent weight of their breasts as the only remaining downward force. It was at that moment of pure breast-related loading that I was able to precisely determine the overall levels of uddarity. These levels were the highest that I had then experienced, and due to the fact it had been several weeks since I had last stroked one off, I could not prevent myself from leaking a thick risotto-like love fluid - concluding the evening at once.
by Lad- July 16, 2011
Get the Uddarity mug.A slang term for a human female with enormous natural breasts, bigger than tits, boobs or melons. So named because without a bra they hang to the girl's chest. Most common on lactating MILFs, however some younger women with macromastia/gigantomastia can also sport a pair of these. The easy way to tell is push them up when the girl is laying down - if they comfortably fit under her chin or can cover her face then you've got a pair of udders on your hands.
Melanie's udders were so huge that when she laid down in bed and pushed them up she was in danger of suffocating.
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Get the UDdicted mug.A Bangladeshi delicacy often found in many street vendors. Is extremely fatty and has a sweet/savoury taste.
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Get the uddus mug.When I woke up, she was wandering round the bedroom topless looking for clothes. I noticed she was quite udderous, and henceforth proceeded to lay one out on the bedsheets at once.
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