Typist

In personality typology, when someone is prejudice or bias towards certain personality types, or someone who judges people based on their personality type without getting to know them individually.

"That typist! He doesn't like type eights."

by intothewest December 14, 2014

Typist Terror

The fear that one experiences whilst typing with a friend or colleague overlooking.

Capable of reducing typing speed and accuracy to the level of a preschooler.

I'm a great typist most of the time, but when someone is looking over my shoulder I succumb to Typist Terror and make a complete idiot out of myself, I hope my boss doesn't see...

by Greeenie September 20, 2009

Typist

A person who spends lots of time chatting, and chatting, and chatting - on a dating app - but never wants to meet in person.

You want to meet for coffee on Thursday? That sounds lovely , but I have relatives visiting from China and we are going to the Bronx zoo.

I’ve been talking to this guy on Grindr and he seems pretty cool, but I’m nervous that he’s a typist. I want to meet up and he keeps making excuses.

by Mikey Jew Pants June 2, 2018

the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.

Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.

by thebser June 7, 2011

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020