Twonk

A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013
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A fat twink. A homosexual male who wears clothes 2 sizes too small. Is usually a bottom, with bleached hair, and listens to basic pop music. Would be considered a twink but lacks the heroin sheik body.
until his gastric bypass EJ Johnson was a twonk.
by NinaboninaAbdujibarBrown May 16, 2018
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A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.
That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.
by BlownTyre July 08, 2013
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A middle aged straight man with facial hair. The opposite of a twink.
Like yin and yang, there is twink and twonk. Every twink has a twonk, and vice versa.
"Hey, that guy looks like a dilf."
"Nah, he's just a twonk."
by birdeeh June 04, 2021
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Somebody That Has Strange Or Idiotic Behaviour.
1: What Time You Coming Out
2: I Already Told You, You Twonkk
by Mason McEnery :) September 03, 2008
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A beefier twink.
Man that twink went to the gym, he looks more like a twonk now
by Magpie_1_1 August 03, 2019
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Twonk

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!
by ~ The twonk January 01, 2018
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