TwiOrange

When you take a bong hit, tuck your dick in between your legs, and cluck like a chicken.

Alternatively, if you're a woman, you can go back to the kitchen.

"I did 5 Twiorange's last night, and now my friends are blackmailing me with pictures"

"I did the Twiorange and got my ass back to the kitchen."

by thisisstupidurbandicksucks December 21, 2008

Twitoris

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.

Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.

by IdnEgo October 1, 2009

Timor

The name is very common because of a Persian King.it defines the most awesome person and caring. Usually you will fall in love with him on the first look. Timors have a large hard cock.

-Is that a Timor
-> it is, I thing I am in love

by lover200258 September 26, 2011

Twumor

(n) a rumor circulating on social networking sites such as Twitter. It is similar to a tumor in that it continues to grow until it is addressed and proven or disproven.

"There is a twumor going around that Eminem is dead."

by Jeremiah175 August 16, 2009

Twomorrow

The new word for the day after tomorrow

Joe: hey should we meet up tomorrow?
John: nah. How about twomorrow
Joe:K

by Glenn Rizzmire February 16, 2023

Twiorange

A twiorange is a the act of punching a girl in the face while you're ejaculating in her mouth. Named after Twilight_Orange of &Totse fame.

Damn dude, I twiorange'd my girlfriend when she was giving me head and put her in the hospital!!

by Bob May 5, 2005

twimoms

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

by da heck?! October 14, 2012