Tweetspanking

Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.

1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.

2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.

3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.

4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -

@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)

5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking

Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?

Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.

Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.

Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)

Mary: OOOOOH !

by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009

teenspeak

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.

God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."

by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007

textspeak

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

teenspeak

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)

whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it

by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

tweenspeak

This is the term for those text acronyms such as: LOL, LMAO, WTF, etc.

I don't understand this Tweenspeak!

by john von diesel October 17, 2013

Treespeak

An offensive slang term for the Vietnamese language.

1: "What's he saying?"
2: "He's speaking in Treespeak."
1: "Get the Napalm."

by Ur Mom a Gay May 11, 2020

Chutespeak/Treespeak

The Le-Matoran of Metru Nui have two names for the slang that they use, which is also known to outsiders on rare occasions. "Chutespeak" was the name given to it on Metru Nui, while on Mata Nui it was called "Treespeak". This type of slang involves combining two or more words into one, in a similar way to the Anglo-Saxon practice of kenning in the real world.

Regular Person: Listen to me, that Chutespeak/Treespeak nonsense means nothing at all to us!

Le-Matoran: Oh, you better calm-apologise for such an ever-rude comment about our accent-dialect, okay?

by CT_2980 January 28, 2024