tweetative

talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets

6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today.

by leggyshay October 1, 2022

tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

TWEET

Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time

Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?

by TheBioComputer iMagiNation September 21, 2013

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

Tweet

n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter

Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude

by CaityMandy June 18, 2010

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

tweet

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011