twitshit

A twitshit is where you take a crap and when you're done you twitpic the result.

1. This curry is going to lead to a beautiful twitshit.

2. Check out this twitshit I just did on my neighbours porch! (url)

3. I'll be out in a sec, just taking a quick twitshit. It's too good to simply flush!

by Mellow Bob October 7, 2009

Twitshitter

(Twit-shitter) - n.
A person, or a United States President who excretes foul incoherent drivel into the Twitter community.
They're happy to squirt Twit-turds at anybody, not caring who gets covered in their repellent Twit-shit.
(razzpop.com)

That fool Twitshitter's squirtin' out twit-turds again. Damn-it, I'm gonna need me a hosin' down!

by RazzPop February 19, 2017

Twat shit

Something very expensive that a twat would wear e.g. a £300 Gucci T-shirt

Look that guys wearing twat shit

by WillieHich December 3, 2019

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twatshot

A photograph of a women's genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a dickpic. I sent him a twatshot.

by IanIncali March 2, 2025

twatshot

A photograph of a female's genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a dickpic, so I sent him a twatshot.

by IanIncali March 3, 2025

Twatshot

A photograph of a women’s genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a sick pic, so I sent him a Twatshot.

by IanIncali March 6, 2025