Twiloser

Any fan of twilight, anybody who has watched a twilight movie or bought a book. Similar to a Twilight whore

*fan girls rush borders*

Normal person 1: hey whats going on

Normal person 2: thats just a mob of twilosers

by SodaAddict619 July 8, 2010

Twilf

A hot mom who is totally into the Twilight movie series

Look at that mom with New Moon in her hands; she's a Twilf

by culinary chick November 21, 2009

TWILF

Twitter + MILF

You heard? Ms. Gun Ho is a TWILF!

by RamboDR November 16, 2009

Twilosis

Twilosis is a disease that makes the person irrational and psychotic when talking of any sort of black book with white and red things on it.

SYMPTOMS:
(1). Talking about anyone named Edward or Robert
(2). Wearing a shirt that has a line from the movie/book Twilight
(3). Pale or fat

To rid your friend of Twilosis:
(1). Take any book that you find in their backpack/home called Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn and burn them.
(2). Place your head on their chin, their head and twist as hard as you can.
(3). Tell them that this Edward person isn't real. (They might turn into a Twitard if you do this)

My friend came down with Twilosis, and I tried to save her... She's now a Twitard.

by Some random guy you don't know June 23, 2009

TWILF

Acronym, stands for "Tweep I'd like to follow."

"Man, that Fake Demetri Martin is one TWILF, if you know what I mean."

by blissfulslavery March 11, 2009

Twilf

n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.

He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

by Anthony A. Aardvark September 29, 2006

twilts

acronym for "that's what I like to see"

Me - "That chick over there is hot!"

Buddy - "TWILTS!"

by snagglejardine February 15, 2010