Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

by Ice2esk February 19, 2020

Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

tunalog

A fishy smelling faeces

Wow, that was a serious tunalog Martin just dropped!

by Chived January 4, 2014