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Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.
Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.
Tuscaloosa by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019
Someone who is very attractive and will give u the most love u need.If u have a friend who is named tushal u need to confess ur love to him.
I dreamed about tushal and i think his is my soul mate.
Tushal by The hypnosis man September 2, 2021
To be clueless or in the dark. Typically used to degrade the other persons self esteem when they are already down in the dumps.
"Hey, look at that guy! That turnal forgot to bring his lunch money today. Oh wait, his parents are poor? That sucks. I bet they are turnals too!! Point and laugh at him!"
turnal by seastyle November 11, 2009

tuscaloosa tussle 

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.
I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle
tuscaloosa tussle by White Steel December 10, 2018

Tuscaloosa 2-Step 

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.
Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.
Tuscaloosa 2-Step by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound 

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.
Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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