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Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
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blumpkin turnover

where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.
that bitch likes to get splashed in the face so we do a blumpkin turnover.
by stanstheman June 13, 2006
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Cherry Turnover

1. n. The act of flipping over a virgin onto her stomach so that one does not have to endure her abrasive wails of pain or expressions of love.
-Hey Max, what were those noises I was hearing from your apartment last night?
-Oh, I was just enjoying a cherry turnover.
by Engelpoppers January 10, 2012
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Tea Party turnover

When a Republican is replaced by a Democrat do to infighting between the Tea Party and mainstream Republicans
In 2012 in Indiana Republican Senator Richard Lugar was a popular incumbant who would have been easily re-elected, but he was defeated in the Republican primary by Tea Party candidate Richard Mourdock, so then in a Tea Party turnover the Senate seat went to Democrat Joe Donnelly.
by Republican$$uck November 18, 2013
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apple turnover

When the male fucks a girl rough until she bleeds then turns her over and repeats anal .
Keith gave Cathie an apple turnover last night and she can't walk
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Breakfast Turnover

The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.
Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
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fruit basket turnover

When you put everything in one basket and turn it over causing disorder.
They are going to do a fruit basket turnover in our schools.
by fruit basket turnover May 23, 2017
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