turnip

A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.

Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"

by Sneakeh & Bollox August 10, 2004

turnip

Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch

I ate a turnip.

or

I looked at my turnip to tell the time.

by Jack Byers February 24, 2004

Turnip

(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.

"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"

"Yeah, let's turnip!"

by The Turnt Gardener March 21, 2014

turnips

when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest

wow scott! youve got some big turnips!

by timmy and jimmmy July 06, 2011

Turnip

Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.

"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."

by TheJalen June 30, 2013

turnip

Derogatory name for a Bristol City supporter.
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!

You didn't get promoted again???
When will you turnip inbreds ever learn?

by argyle-ive July 08, 2004

Turnip

A person with a humorless, lifeless and ignorant personality. One who does not tolerate anything silly or fun. Rude and anti-social, often controlling of people who do not conform to be as much of a boring, flavorless turnip as they are.

"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"

"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"

by nomoreturnipspls September 30, 2011