turdnado

a tornado made entirely out of turds; its size increases with every turd it picks up.

Did you see that turdnado? It was made out of turds.

by turdburg. July 25, 2011

turdnado

a person, as a whole, that reminds you of a piece of shit.

well...i went out last night and i ran into that turdnado, eric!

by kay_c1101 February 8, 2010

Turdgatory

When you have to take a shit but it hasn't fully formed yet so it's stuck in ur bowels

Uh those enchiladas I ate earlier are almost on their way out, they're stuck in Turdgatory

by don vino December 9, 2014

Turdonato

Slang meaning for the word Courtesy Flush. As in the moment when you drop a deuce and flush in sync. Making the turd instantly sucked down into the swirly to avoid odor. Then wipe and flush the toilet paper and quickly wash hands. And spray lysol cause, _/(°,°)\_ don't want to spread rona.

Child:you cant smell that, dad!!! I flushed a turdonato,
Dad: not bad, thanks!!

by katchtheDrift November 30, 2020

Turdinator

A gun that shoots turds at such high speeds it can penetrate the skin, causing severe rug burns wherever shot

Darren: “Yo dude watch out my guy! That man has a Turdinator!”

Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”

by Turdinatormaster3000 January 17, 2022

Turdnado

A circulating shower of shit usually found in Lake.

People were worried when the Turdnado hit, then they realised is was just a shower of shit.

by MrPookay November 11, 2022