Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

Tuffmess

super cool dude

Joe: Did you hear about Tuffmess?
Bob: Yeah he's a super cool dude!

by Tuffmess April 9, 2021

Cock Tuff

A man who is know for having a really large penis,Which women are intimidated by.

A group of women where giggling together in an office,about a man who worked with them,one of the woman had sex with him,she was telling the other women he was great in bed & that he was very" Cock Tuff "

by Day2Day_godstar October 5, 2011

Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).

Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"

by Adam2ez September 21, 2009

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Tuff

Another way of sayin damn bro!

Ari:I got a whoopin last night

Lele:Thats Tuff

by ariyannashanice November 25, 2018