tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

tube steak

What a gay guy gets off on.

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!

by AA October 1, 2003

tube steak

Feces, crap, poop

Muxx ate a big bowl of chilli and now he's in the shitter filling the bowl with tube steak.

by OTAYdawg October 10, 2008

tube steak tarzan

homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety

Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine.

by f disp June 7, 2003

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011