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Trumpgraine

A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.
Fox News gives me a Trumpgraine!
by The Real Canadian October 2, 2017
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Trumptini

1 part bronzer, 6 parts Russian prostitute urine. Shaken and served in a tiny glass that makes anyone's hands look yuge.
The PEOTUS loves a good trumptini before starting his 3am twitter rants.
by just the Tipp 141 January 13, 2017
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trumptrouncer

A viable candidate capable of annihilating the Commander in Cheat.
Of course we are looking for a total trumptrouncer as we sift through all of the Democratic hopefuls.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2019
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trumptrauma

That familiar feeling of impending doom where your stomach flips and your hands and feet go cold as your heart is nearly pounding out of your chest over anything this Cluster B buffoon might say or do.
I knew that my trumptrauma was still very much with me as I found myself nearly losing consciousness during the ex-Criminal in Chief’s limp announcement that he will be running for President once again.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 16, 2022
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trump train

the act of fucking America.....performed by 59 million people.......like dirty frat boys running a train on a classy prostitute.
by the green weeny November 10, 2016
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Trumptantrum

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.
So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical Trumptantrum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...
by YAWA May 22, 2019
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Trump Train

When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
by The_Mark October 31, 2020
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