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Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.
Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.
Trouting by JWILD1 December 19, 2018
The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.
"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"
Trouting by Matthec7 January 16, 2009
to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.
i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.
trouting by fo shizzle hizzle April 2, 2009
To be soundly defeated in a competition of athletic endurance.
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did I really take a sound trouting in that Triathalon. Wanda whooped my backside verociously!"
Trouting by Mr. Fifth Place August 27, 2009
The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.

Flange Trouting

flange trouting, slap, fish, cod, tickle
Flange Trouting by Stevo7777 January 26, 2009