Trouting

When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
by Gonzo Journalism October 28, 2017
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Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.

The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"

Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 02, 2009
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(v.) The act of sneaking up on someone, taking your hand and slapping their inner thighs back and forth rapidly. Like a trout tail flapping around.
I went trouting earlier. you should have seen their faces!
by Whatever3833 July 12, 2008
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The art of fine forum trolling. Prestige useage of a Level 1 Forum Troll.
"Man, you see that new post by Sewer? That guy was sure trouting."
by Ceraphim September 01, 2005
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When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.
I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.
by elecob July 26, 2012
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Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.
Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.
by JWILD1 December 20, 2018
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The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.
"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"
by Matthec7 January 16, 2009
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