When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
by Gonzo Journalism October 28, 2017
Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 02, 2009
(v.) The act of sneaking up on someone, taking your hand and slapping their inner thighs back and forth rapidly. Like a trout tail flapping around.
by Whatever3833 July 12, 2008
by Ceraphim September 01, 2005
by elecob July 26, 2012
Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.
Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.
by JWILD1 December 20, 2018
The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.
"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"
by Matthec7 January 16, 2009