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Trojan horse 

When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.
Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.

Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
Trojan horse by Bdalacross October 24, 2009

trojan horse 

A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.
Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
trojan horse by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

Trojan Horse 

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.
That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

trojan horse 

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant
See that you add my other definition... Thank you
trojan horse by Phil December 7, 2004

Trojan Horse 

Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.
Trojan Horse by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

Trojan horse 

When a poo disguises itself as a fart
Trojan horse by Syinyide April 28, 2019