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Triton

Triton is a dickhead. He's usually being a piece of shit so try avoiding him. I mean, he's a pretty good friend but he's also a little bitch sometimes.
Triton sucks
by UwUQwQ June 12, 2018
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Triton is a term for a guy who loves potato chips and plays net a lot
That guy is such a Triton
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Triton

One of the best guys you can find. He’s really busy and love games. He can hurt you a lot but always finds a way back in your heart. He’s popular, smart, cool, and really funny. If you know him your lucky. The triton I know is the best, and I love him with all my heart.
You are handsome Triton <3.
by I<3chickennuggets November 21, 2021
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Triton

A super sexy MF he has such a long shlong and all the girls can’t stay off him. He is a pure pussy getter. Triton is also very athletic and is amazing at basketball D1 bound.
Person 1: You know Triton

Person 2: Yeah I want to be just like him
by Person538429716390474 November 24, 2021
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A man who will break your heart and repair it. Crazy af and has at least 5 mental disorders
hes such a Triton
by Xeries December 14, 2024
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Triton High School

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.
Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*
by newbgurl November 15, 2010
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Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.
by Jacob May 5, 2005
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