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touchhole

1) a person who could care less about others, thinks he/she is the center of the universe and its okay for them to do somethin but when someone does the exact same thing to them, they start whinin like a bunch of little f--kin p---ies

2) in general, an extremely annoyin person who no one likes
Bob: Yo i couldnt study last nite
Jack: why the hell not
Bob: cause my roommate kept playin this dumb ass video game all nite
Jack: what a f--kin touchhole
by killshooter November 17, 2006
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Touchhole

A term that refers to A sexy & Fit Human Being. Normally Associated with the people of the MALIK clan.
Can also be used to desrcibe the immense knowledge, Kindness and sense of righteousness of an individual.
Fishy Fridge: OH My God, He is a such touchhole
Sam: Yeah Babe, He is a Malik innit, thats why!
by Official MOxford Dictionary August 18, 2011
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Touchhole

Asshole. Primarily used in the Albany, NY/Western MA area.
You can kiss my touchhole on the city hall steps!

You TOUCHHOLE!
by Joe Bagadonus January 25, 2023
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touchhole

Regional New England insult.
Not a synonym for “asshole”, or any other anatomically-based derogatory term.
A “touchhole” in actuality, is part of the design of cannons, involved in ignition.
People who are “touchholes” are irritable and easy to “set off”.
That guy goes apeshit at the drop of a hat. He’s a Grade-A touchhole.”
by Wordcrimes February 4, 2023
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Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.
"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."
by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005
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touchless

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
by redditscanner July 31, 2013
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truckhole

A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.
Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005
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