tosspaste

The gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of orgasm.

Matt Menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple's penises, when flaccid.

by monty haul March 15, 2008

tissuphagophobia

The fear of eating/ingesting tissues.

My friend doesn't have any tissues in his house because he has tissuphagophobia.

by abemon16 September 26, 2009

tosspot

fool

you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done!

by Phillip Jackson May 23, 2002

toss up

a female who trades sex for drugs

She gave me head}, I gave her a 1/4 gram of crystal.

by 1969 GTO December 10, 2004

Tosspot

Basically, it means that you are a wanker.

Tom P: i fink im soo c00l bruvva!1!!
Me: You tosspot.

by My pseudonym owns you July 14, 2011

Toss Up

a girl who trades sexual favors for drugs

"she's so desperate for yay- she's just a toss up"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Sarah Palin Toss Up

a Sarah Palin Toss Up, is the term used to describe a woman who trades sexual and or monetary favors for fame and or power, a synonym for fame whore.

Niki Manaj got into young money by being a Sarah Palin Toss Up.

by kanyewasright January 20, 2011