Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

by turbert347 April 5, 2011

Jonathan Tolbert

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues

Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet

by TheDirp February 18, 2022

Torbett

Vile convicted serial sexual abuser of young boys and founder of "Celtic Boys Club" in the early 70's.

Now known as "Celtic Football Club" they are otherwise known as "bheasts" or the "manky mob" as well as other phrases derived from men committing sexual acts to boys far below the legal age.

This is one history that need only take a quick search on any engine to uncover, however these "bheasts" will NOT to this day admit any of these wrong doing and the phrase "sweep sweep" was coined to describe the "bheasts" attitude to cover up anything they feel "offended" by or don't want the world to find the truth and to this day NOT give proper justice to the victims of these terrible he-anus crimes.

A popular phrase associated with the crimes is "big jock knew" describing how the manager of "Celtic Football Club" at the time of the abuse named "Jock Stein" knew all about these acts yet chose to cover up these he-anus crimes instead of reporting these crimes to the proper authorities and letting there be justice for the poor "vicTIMs" or "bhoys".

Jim Torbet: moan back tae my flat for sum "Jelly & Ice Cream" ya sexy arse wee TIM an al give ye a good meal.

A brief history or timeline:

1966: Celtic Boys’ Club is founded by Jim Torbett
1972: Jock Stein ousts Jim Torbett as Boys’ Club general manager after allegations that boys were being sexually abused.
1986: Jim Torbett’s return to Celtic Boys Club as a fundraiser Kevin Kelly is vice-chairman
1991: Frank Cairney resigns as general manager following a trip to New Jersey where a young Celt was allegedly abused.
October 25, 1996: Jim Torbett charged with sex offences.
November 4, 1998: Torbett stands trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court charged with molesting three youngsters in his care.
November 12, 1998: Torbett is found guilty.

by Alan Brazilian Job October 22, 2013

John Tolbert

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.

I love John Tolbert

by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020

Torbere

Torbere is a celebrity in a game called runescape. He is in the clan Squad X. He lives in Texas and his real name is Thorsten. Torbere is the nice high level of 84 as of the 4th of April 2008. However most of his fame comes from his obnoxious behavior and many consider him to be a "noob".

Example sentence using the noun: Every one killed Torbere first becasue they dont like him.

by DominoName April 4, 2008

tobbert

a real cutie, the best human ever lived but has many flaws on the inside he will develop towards good things in the future

hey i am tobbert
wow hope you feel better soon

by odinintratuin May 12, 2020

Thorbert

A very interesting person. Study and play a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirt every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally his true self. His name contained a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare to you.

Thorbert is starting to flirt again.

by anonymous March 30, 2021