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toothpasting

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome
by MightySheep August 17, 2012
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toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.
You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead
by Amish Kid July 13, 2004
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toothpaste

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.
I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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toothpaste

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.
Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.
by Rumplednutsk1n September 13, 2016
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Toothpasting

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
by Asbrodean October 14, 2012
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toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out
by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012
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Toothpasting

v. Toothpasting

The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.

"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
"We should stop by CVS to pick up some
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
by Austinium83 October 16, 2012
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