John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
by MightySheep May 08, 2012
A caviteys worst nightmare.
by Amish Kid July 14, 2004
by BRD October 24, 2004
by Rumplednutsk1n September 14, 2016
v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
by Asbrodean May 06, 2012
by nightlifecommando May 07, 2012
It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
by yourBro May 07, 2012