tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

Tomomo

A crappy mary sue artist who rapes cannon characters and majorly sucks ass.

"Some girl at that con spit at me. She was such a Tomomo"

by JDFHidojfoifjdlwjiJOIXSJDJDKsu April 26, 2009

tomtom

A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 1, 2003

tombomb

- a person who is a bomb
- a person who is named tom and is a bomb
- explodes on contact

tombomb is GODLIKE

u really are a tombomb bitch

by tommy April 14, 2005

Tomomo

A magic trick on how to hide as many things as possible via one's cunt.

Anh was busy doing the Tomomo, shoving/hiding offensive/helpful comments up her loose lovetunnel.

by crimmm July 23, 2009

Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

A term for huge tits.

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

Tompouce

The Dutch term for the vagina

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce

by shmeedle May 2, 2019