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aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
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wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014
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tomboy outback

a magical place where the tomboys go to serve you food.

DO NOT ASK FOR THE STRIP STEAK SPECIAL
Person 1: Hey, wanna go to tomboy outback for dinner?
Person 2: Nah, I'm headed to goth ihop with my girlfriend.
by rats.eat.rats June 29, 2020
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Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.
"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"
by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016
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Tampon tea

When a woman leaves her used tampon to sit in the toilet bowl and the blood releases into the water causing it to turn red.
I went to take my morning pee and what should I find other than A beautifully steeped batch of tampon tea.
by J. Monte July 10, 2018
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temporquel

similar to that of a sequel, prequel or interquel, a temporquel is an installment within a franchise that exists within canon but in an alternate timeline; often using time travel as a plot device. Examples would be the new “Star Trek” movies and most of the “Legend of Zeldavideo games. Remakes and reboots that have the same characters but don’t establish themselves to be part of the previous canon are not temporquels.
“When does ‘Terminator Dark Fate’ take place? I saw Sarah Connor in the trailer, didn’t she die between ‘Terminator 2’ and 3?”

“Terminator Dark Fate” is a sequel to ‘Terminator 2’ but in an alternate timeline where she lives, it is a temporquel to ‘Terminator 3,’ 4 and 5.”
by Emo_E January 11, 2020
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Tomboy Tuesday

A day where people can share their love for Tomboys
Person 1. Oh Shit it's Tomboy Tuesday already

Person 2. LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
by KeyboardCulture November 17, 2020
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