toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

by Emma August 26, 2003

Toastfucker

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006

Tastyface

When you wanna call a girl you just meet Hot,or a Babe, but can't work up the courage, you call her a TastyFace. it's mysterious and intruiging and she knows it's something positive.

Girl: Hi, how are you?

Man: Ooooooooohhhhhh TASTYFACE I'm doing fine, just fine.... Hehe He

by The Bird Mamma December 20, 2010

twatfaced

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

by meep June 5, 2003

Twatface

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

by Libbixx January 7, 2010