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tizaster

When you're doing a girl up the butt, then you spit on her back so she thinks you're done (like a dirty Harry). She'll then turn around, and then you whip her right in the face with your shlong while screaming "TIZASTER, BITCH!" It's generally good to follow this with an angry dragon.
I was doing my girl like a bad mofo, and I slapped her in the face with my ten-incher. Knocked her out cold, and yelled "TIZASTER, BEUTCH!"
by Bob Funland May 28, 2006
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Titwasher

A person who washes tits. This is used as an insult.
You're a titwasher..
by NUMBER 1 TITWASHER March 22, 2011
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Tizaster

Oh my god the moon has exploded, it's a tizaster!!!!!!!
by mR mURO June 11, 2006
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Titonsters

DAYYUM lookit the titonsters on jessica alba
by aasfhk March 1, 2009
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titwaste

n. (tit-weyst): an unattractive or semi-attractive female that has breasts which are are fitting for a more attractive female.
Parker: *points to a girl in the crowd* Oh my God, she has nice tits.
Austin: Yeah, but look at the rest of her! She's an ugly fuck!
Parker: Yeah, you're right. What a titwaste.
Austin: Ooh, but look at her!
Parker: Oh, she's hot...
by Sahal June 22, 2009
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titonsters

Wow her titonsters are massive!!
by Nani&Alexis February 7, 2010
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titasstrophe

catastrophe that happens to ass and breasts as it becomes saggy. so unpleasant to look at. a real turn off.
grannies are real titasstrophe
by ArahVictoria February 16, 2006
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